I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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