return my video game
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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