I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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