how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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