did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How naked do you want me to be?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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