if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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