I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
only you would photoshop your dick
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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