Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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