This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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