did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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