I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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