You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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