You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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