And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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