Don't you send me to vm
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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