So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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