OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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