summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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