How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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