I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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