Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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