The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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