glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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