I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm too high and old for this...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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