College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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not ubering you a puppy
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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