Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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