You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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