do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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