I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Shame - the story of my life.
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