Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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