...so i touched it.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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