Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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