so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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