we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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