have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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