What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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