i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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