Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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