THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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