It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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