I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
