out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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