Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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