What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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