Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
