a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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