Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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