i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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