my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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