whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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