if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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