I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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