How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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